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小学英语笑话作文

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小学英语笑话范文【一】

AcrowdofstudentwasgatheredonthecampusofOxfordUniversity.“Youcanhavenodoubt,”shoutedayoungmanexcitedly,“thatiftheDeandoesnottakebackwhathesaidtomethismorning,I’llleaveOxfordthisveryevening!”

Abuzzingnoisefollowed.“Whatamanofactions!”onesaidinadmiration.“Howshouldwesupporthimandlearnfromhim!”saidanother.

Suddenly,agirlasked,“WhatdidtheDeansaytoyou,Hob?”

Hebentandwhisperedtoher,“Well,er•••er•••MissRose,er•••hetoldmetogetcleanawayfromOxfordthisveryevening!”

小学英语笑话范文【二】

ThefamousDr.Smith,deanofMedicalCollege,wasappointedprivatephysiciantotheKing.Whereuponheproudlywrotethefollowingnoticeontheblackboardofhisclasses:“ProfessorSmithinformshisstudentsthathehasbeenappointedHonoraryPhysiciantoHisMajestytheKing.”

Whenhereturnedtohisclassroomintheafternoon,hefoundwrittenbelowhisnoticethisline:"GodsavetheKing”

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